He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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