We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
now i know why i became what i already was.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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