new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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