Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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