the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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