I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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