Its about making memories worth repressing
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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