also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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