My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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