I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
