who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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