I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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