The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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