chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I need water and some morals
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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