Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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