dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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