Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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