Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just want to make out with him forever
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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