So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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