She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
