i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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