I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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