Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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