Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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