Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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