Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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