Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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