Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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