What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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