woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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