People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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