At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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