using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Randomize
