The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I still have a little drunk in my system
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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