kristin has been a bad kristin
one might say we're banned from that church
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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