she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My balls are so social today.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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