Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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