Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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