She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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