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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?

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  You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.

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  I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.

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  Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  . Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I felt guilty, it was so good!

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  Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.

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