hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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