im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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