Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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