I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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