You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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