the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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