We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
