Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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