we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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