only if we run a train.
done.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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