I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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