No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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