so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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