Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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