Where are you?
In a non slutty way
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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