Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
His nipple licking is glorious
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