So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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