Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I came so hard my ears popped.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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