So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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