I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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